The OathAs a fearless soldier, I, ____________ swear to everything I cherish and hold dear, to guard as well as serve from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health (mentally and physically), to worship and serve the supreme and heroic leader of Captania, Zee Captain, with absolute obedience, even into death and beyond.
In honour of the great One, I shall chant his name three times before sunrise of the new day. If so requested I shall serve tea at noon, polish shoes on Sunday and engage other members in long meaningless discussions for the sake of tormenting them as well as amusing Zee Captain. I____________ swear to perform 'Que sera' (except the last verse) with differing musical arrangements every day as well as perform a dance at 8:30 am to encourage the great and superior Leader of Captania, Captain, to brighten the coming day with his exuberant presence.
I ___________ swear to response to any calls from the great and superior Leader